Despite opposition to 'queering the text' by established Shakespeare critics, this essay sets out to ponder the possibility of teaching Shakespeare in a queer context. The essay begins by examining the social and sexual conditions of the early modern period, making the observation that there were a wide variety of sexualities, moral attitudes, and sexual practices at that time, and that often the early modern moral codes of conduct contradicted each other. It then traces the significance of the rhetorical device of paradox through Lyly and Castiglione, and examines the method of Elizabethan rhetoric, which involved 'copia' (the elaboration of one idea into a variety of ideas through language) and its associated variety of meanings. The essay then turns to the text of Shakespeare's Venus and Adonis, observing that its subject matter--the love of an older woman for a younger man--may have reflected the early modern heterosexual fear of women's sexuality-- and continues to baffle male critics today. Finally, turning to the poem itself--analyzing it in terms of 'copia' and paradox--the conclusion suggests that perhaps there was a relationship between Shakespeare's use of these rhetorical techniques and the sexuality of his time.