This study analyzes digital corporate media literacy content. The authors reviewed the various lesson plans and, when possible, "enrolled" in various online media courses. The study had three goals: (1) to determine what, exactly, digital corporate media literacy is teaching children and young people, (2) to see if there is merit in bringing these "free" lessons to classrooms, and (3) to investigate what benefits, if any, these curricula may have for teachers and classrooms.