Written in whimsical style, this article points out the value-laden nature of the "Dictionary of Occupational Titles," the premier source of occupational information. Other than legal occupations, classifies jobs that are remunerative into three categories: (1) illegal occupations (drug dealer, hitperson); (2) underground or counterculture occupations (panhandler, recycling specialist); and (3) occupations in limbo (prostitutes, striptease artists). (Author/NB)