Liberating the NHS acronym

They came from the PCT in a GTi. It was a QOF review, PMS visit, and PBC update. Big hair, smart dress, grey suit—but we were not impressed.

She’d been at the DH, SHA, and GOEM; he knew his KPIs from KPMG. He hated the LMC, GPC, and BMA. The RCGP were just about OK. COGPED she loved—she was too green to know or care about the FPC, FHSA, PCG, or GMSC. He had never heard of the GPDF. She just didn’t know her NHS roots.

Her agenda was clear: …